(Copyright Muppets- please don't sue me for pulling this picture off the internet.)
So, A) I don't have red hair that stands on end and 2) I have never worn a lab coat and tie in my entire life, let alone to work.
(No copyright- I took the picture myself.)
Now, I admit that I have spent time around beakers, but I refuse to admit to looking like Beeker.
Meaningless poll time now; by way of comment, you can vote to settle this little dispute. Voting ends tomorrow. I hate to think that my name may have to be changed to Beeker, so throw me a bone here...