Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Funny Thievery...

Ok, I am blatantly stealing this straight from Skibby. I warned him that I would... so it's all fair... especially since he stole it from somebody else.

Tom Boonen's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Tom Boonen.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Tom Boonen can piss his name into concrete.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Tom Boonen can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*@% he wants.

Tom Boonen's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Tom Boonen once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

When Tom Boonen walks into a dark room, he turns the darkness off, not the lights on.

Tom Boonen counted to infinity - twice.

Tom Boonen can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

You read it here first (or maybe not).



Bitch Kittie said...

Superman wears Tom Boonen Underwear.

Fritz said...

Yeah yeah yeah. Yet another variation of the whole "Chuck Norris is the baddest of the bad" meme that's been going around forever. There's even a Wikipedia article about "Chuck Norris Facts."

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Fritz, for saving me the trouble of saying that the Boonen bits were funny the first ten thousand times...and when they were about Chuck Norris.

But then, Masi was better a long time ago, too.

Tim Jackson- Masi Guy said...

I love the "anonymous" sniper comments... c'mon... whatcha scared of? I'm not that unstable. Or am I?

Coelecanth said...

Boonan's nickname at my house is "Nancy Boy" because he's bailed in the mountains during the last couple of Tours. (Tours de France, Tours des Frances, Tour de Frances?)

Not fair I know, he's a great classics rider and sprinter but hey, years of watching lycra clad folks suffer for our entertainment has made me and the fiance cruel.