Ok, I've been toying with the idea of starting a club that anybody can join. I'm even thinking of registering with the USCF so people can even race under the club name on their licenses and maybe even do special team clothing.
Team OFSOOS (Old, Fat, Slow, Out Of Shape). Obviously this is intended to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek because I hope to actually win a few races this coming year, but the idea is fun. No egos. No jerks/ jerkettes. Even the young guns can join, you just have to live with the "old" moniker.
Seriously, I've tossed this idea around in my head for a few years now and might just do it if the interest is there. Let me know if you're interested...